I wish I laced this bitch...

[Rhyno]

I don't know what to tell you if you can't appreciate this bitch...and I know it's old news but until recently I hadn't done any extensive reading or detailed investigation about how this bitch is really about to destroy dude and get one of the biggest paydays a bitch has gotten in US history:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elin_Nordegren

During divorce proceedings in which she has multiple examples of concrete evidence to support claims of infidelity from her multi-millionaire husband (This completely nullifies most pre-nup agreements as well):

She's asking for $750,000,000.00 from a dude who's net worth is estimated between $600,000,000.000-$900,000,000.00 and has an annual salary of $85,000,000.00 - $100,000,000.00.

She's asking for full custody of their two minor children (which will probably consist of several hundred thousand - a few million dollars more per month in child support as opposed to joint custody)

She's asking for full rights to be able to participate in "tell-all" movies, books, television shows, etc. from one of the most well-known, popular, and private sports figures of our generation.

Bitches aren't just born with Game to do shit like this on their own. Granted a bitch would not only have to have the natural talent (looks/intelligence) and be schooled from birth (IZM) and have a little bit of good timing (luck) to pull shit like this off this is the type of shit that's possible with this here Game.

Tiger Wood's soon to be ex-wife is a BO$$ BITCH.

[bad_bitch]

da girl deserves every single cent